Lovie Smith has certainly had his problems to deal with this season.  No offensive line, a poor running game, costly interceptions, bad defense, and lots and lots of penalties.  These issues have definitely contributed to the lack of success this year.

When looking at Lovie Smith, what do you see?  Sure, you see a blank stare filled with ineptness, but what’s really missing?  Smith is missing the one aspect that should be required among all Chicago Coaches: Facial Hair!

Check out some of these coaches who have experienced success while coaching in Chicago:

Mike Ditka and Phil Jackson proudly wore facial hair while experiencing great success in Chicago.  White Sox World Series Championship manager Ozzie Guillen and Blackhawks Coach Joel Quenneville apparently got the memo and wears facial hair while on the bench.  Clearly, Quenneville’s mustache is an important factor in the Blackhawks dominance this season.  They should easily be the next Chicago team to bring home a title, thanks to the mustache of course.

It doesn’t seem like much, but apparently a mustache and facial hair play a critical role in success among Chicago coaches.  That being said, it is clear that if the Bears are to win a championship any time soon, they need to make a move for a coach who sports a mustache.  Doesn’t Bill Cowher have a stache?